It’s the Kielbasa Kid…

…and for the last couple of days I’ve been looking up at the moon probably because we had what was a full buck Moon on Tuesday and you couldn’t miss it but while staring I was thinking about the first time man stepped on the Moon’s surface which is 50 years ago this weekend. Of course there are some folks who think it was all faked but they also think the earth is flat and have been visited by aliens so for everyone else grab your tin foil hats and make a toast or two or three to Neil, Buzz and Mike because on Saturday night July 20th at exactly 10:56 Neil Armstrong became the first person to step foot on the Moon. Buzz Aldrin joined him at 11:11 and that’s when the party started. Why do you think they called him Buzz. They partied till a little after 1 in the morning cause I guess that’s when last call is on the Moon. Meanwhile their designated driver Mike Collins was in the command module circling the Moon. Guess he pulled the short straw. So Neil and Buzz figuring they were in no shape to drive crashed right there on the Moon for the night. They must have slept in because they didn’t leave until 1:54 the next day which will be 50 years ago on Sunday. Man, 240,000 miles for a party. Well, it was the 60’s and besides where else you gonna get some of that Moon Dust.

The 2019 Kennedy Center Honorees Are Announced!

Earth, Wind & Fire and Linda Ronstadt are among the recipients of this year’s Kennedy Center honors! The Kennedy Center stated that the prestigious award celebrates icons who “have left an indelible stamp on our collective cultural consciousness.” Other recipients this year include actress Sally Field, orchestra conductor Michael Tilson Thomas and the TV show…

WHAT AM I PONDERING? WHEN ‘PASSING GAS’ IS NOT CORRECT!

WHEN IN A RELATIONSHIP, WOMEN WAIT 1 YEAR AND 2 MONTHS BEFORE DOING THIS IN FRONT OF THEIR PARTNER. MEN WAIT 11 MONTHS. Jeff from Uniontown is taking the family to the Garrett County Fair for calling first with “go to the bathroom with the door open.” More tickets Monday morning at 7:55 with more…

WHAT’S #1? MAY THE FAIR BE WITH YOU!

The live-action version of The Lion King opens this weekend. What is the highest grossing Disney movie of all time? For your family four pack of Fayette County Fair tickets, “What’s #1?” with Dan’s Tire Service? “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” (Disney owns that too) is a winner for Ashley from Uniontown. More Fayette County…

It’s the Kielbasa Kid…

…and yesterday was National Tattoo Day. I don’t have any tattoos. It’s not that I don’t like tattoos. Tattoos can be unbelievable works of art and a way to express yourself in a way that nobody else can. Sometimes I feel like I’m being rude while staring at some tattoos but it’s just an appreciation…

WHAT AM I PONDERING? I WAS INKING OF YOU!

THE FDA ESTIMATES THAT 45 MILLION AMERICANS HAVE AT LEAST ONE OF THESE. You’ll see Sherry from Uniontown at the Garrett County Fair and Hootie & the Blowfish for winning “What Am I PONDering?” this morning with “tattoo.” – James Pond

WHAT’S #1? WOMEN IN CARS GETTING COFFEE!

On this date in 1925, AAA declared that women drivers were just as competent as male drivers. What are women today, most likely driving? What car company is producing the most cars in the world? For Fayette County Fair tickets, “What’s #1?” with Dan’s Tire Service? If you were shouting “Toyota” in your car, you…

MEET THIS WEEK’S FROGGY FURRY FRIENDS!

Say “hello” to Frankie-the-dog and Joplin-the-cat, our featured pets, waiting for new mommy’s and daddy’s at Fayette Friends of Animals in Uniontown (724-245-7815). Listen every Wednesday morning at 8:30 for Pam the kennel manager at FFOA to introduce us to adorable, adoptable pets, brought to you by Cheat Lake Animal Hospital. – James Pond

WHAT AM I PONDERING? LIP-SERVICE!

21% OF WOMEN DO THIS BEFORE EXERCISING. For Garrett County Fair and Hootie & the Blowfish tickets, “What Am I PONDering?” Patty is “Feelin’ Froggy” in Connellsville for knowing I was PONDering “put on lipstick” to win “What Am I PONDering?” this morning. – James Pond

WHAT’S #1? FRUITS AND NUTS!

Today is National Peach Ice Cream Day. What is the most popular fruit ice cream…and the most popular nut in ice cream? For Fayette County Fair tickets, What’s #1 and #1? The #1 ice cream fruit and nut with Dan’s Tire Service? Julie from Brownsville will enjoy the Fayette County Fair ice cream, ’cause she…